The Daddy Diaper Changing Toolbox

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$36.99

The Daddy Diaper Changing Toolbox Summary

FUN GIFT FOR NEW DADS AND BABY SHOWERS!

The Daddy Diaper Changing Toolbox is a fun way to include dad in all of the excitement that comes with preparing for a new baby.

Optional Step by Step Dad Humor Directions included with Inventory item checklist:

    * Mask --toxic fume filter for when it doesn't smell like roses.
    * Goggles --for protection against your own mini version of Old Faithful.
    * Patent Pending Poop Poncho --need we say more???
    * Tongs --Several inches of steel separation between you and the little warm wrapped gift.
    * Turkey Baster --for precision hiney washing.
    * Ear/Nose Plugs --use with care.
    * Pacifier -- scream plug.
    * Baby Wipes -- for cleaning baby bottom and various parts.
    * Diaper for newborn -- cute as a kitten until it gets wet then it looks and smells like a sewer rat.
    * Bio Hazard bag and rubber gloves --for quarantine containment of the nuclear meltdown.
    * Emergency Formula Container-- doubles as a PeePee cover for wee wee.
    * Hand Wipes-- to clean up afterward. (For Dad's use only).

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